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May
30th
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June 2012 Facts n’ Fun Craving!!!1

A few updates on the Cold Craving front, as well as some extraneous information in the spirit of transparency:

  • Getting Frostimental is on hold for summer 2012 as we accidentally wrote a few songs that sort of go in the same flow, by accident. We’ll release that in July instead. Boo hoo.
  • Our last van is now a cube
  • 100% pro-Ignorant Hardcore, all members of a crew known to the initiated as Fartcrew
  • We are playing a “surprise” set at Ghost Throats this year. Boo hoo
  • Will “Lead Fumes” Bjorndahl builds pedals
  • We formed in 1992 but our first show was in a church in 2009. Prior to said show Cold Craving was a boom-box black metal project called Dermighbrechkallet
  • Rod (our dreadlocked bass-holder and patchouli manufacturer) is taking a sabbatical from Cold Craving for the summer of 2012 to plant trees and eat bugs (pictured without his trademark Cup-n-Ball)

    Rod without his trademark Ball-n-Cup

  • James MacKenzie has runners knee
  • Each Cold Craving song is artisanally handcrafted from designer Koa wood that is illegal in North America
  • Speaking in the third person is a riveting and thoughtful way to purvey a narrative about yourself or your shitty band
  • 100% pro-Mysterious Guy Hardcore, I wore a garbage bag for two days straight once
  • Our band is in fact sponsored by Fender Electric Instruments. We’ve been collecting cheques from them since 1965
  • Without cats, our lives would be meaningless and incomplete
May
10th
Thu
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Thanks to Joe McReynolds for the photos and everyone who came out to the last minute Republik show last weekend…

May
1st
Tue
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One day late to be April’s Gettin Frostimental jam. Such a shame.

Apr
9th
Mon
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Click

Before you post a song on the internet, or make something creatively in the comfort of your own home, or play a riff in front of your stoned bandmates, always make sure you ask yourself “why would I care about what an objective observer thinks of this?” and I mean that seriously. Make sure you understand, every time, that the hardest part about “expressing yourself” isn’t actually plucking strings or painting or curating a dumbass blog or knitting sweaters for jesus, it’s doing it with absolutely no regard for the ramifications of that creativity - only regard for the act itself

Mar
26th
Mon
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Mar
24th
Sat
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Limited to Death #6: ‘Does Not Actually Come With “Sabotage” Record’ Version. 10$ in Edmonton tonight.

Limited to Death #6: ‘Does Not Actually Come With “Sabotage” Record’ Version. 10$ in Edmonton tonight.

Mar
23rd
Fri
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A spring jammer for lovers and slit wrists

Mar
10th
Sat
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Limited To Death #5… Fancifully titled “stadium crust edition” with bonus minty fresh aroma. 10$ at Pint Sized 100th show tonight.

Limited To Death #5… Fancifully titled “stadium crust edition” with bonus minty fresh aroma. 10$ at Pint Sized 100th show tonight.

Feb
26th
Sun
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Oracle… Recorded, mixed and mastered by Kran Audio in February 2012 as part of “Getting Frostimental” 2012

Feb
25th
Sat
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Getting Frostimental

A song a month. Or something. Whatever. LPs are too expensive, I’ll just put stuff here.

anyone want to hear a new Cold Craving song?